Clumsy Stories 2nd Edition

So here is a story from my clumsy past that I thought I would share because I recently came across the diagram of it to explain it to my classmates.

So in the days of yore I was living in a small town in Southern Virginia and of course the only place to shop was Wal-mart and of course the only thing to do was to shop at Wal-mart, so me and my good old friends set out to make a day of it. So I used to do this thing where I would take the cart and go fast and slide on my tippy toes…..so I thought I would show my friends how cool I was but I forgot about how there was nothing in the cart but pudding and juice, making it so the balance that I was used to was thrown off…..so of course I go straight for the floor and the cart stands straight up and wheels into the a kiosk…… Val and Kristen are laughing so hard at this point that my only rescue attempt is a old redneck guy that helps me pick myself up and de-wedge the cart with the discombobulated pudding and juice……….

Oh Wally World, I think you still have Diane’s dignity………